BRENT fallon

Hold the phone. Yahoo bought out Tumblr? and they say they won’t screw it up? Well I’m never on here so I don’t really care.

It was about a wizard and his allies who go on a journey against good and evil. There’s dragons, demons, unicorns, a massive sea creature, destruction of entire cities, the corruptive lure of evil, murder of innocent people, and huge battle scenes. Sadly, there were plot holes and redundancies that made the book confusing and difficult to read. Can you guess what I read?

I really hate it when fat people use the “Glandular problem” excuse. I know someone who was born into a family with a history of “glandular problems” and you know what? he fucking dealt with it. he went to the doctor to find out how to treat his weight through dietary changes (like stop eating fatty foods and eat a goddamn salad once in a while) to deal with it and then got his fat ass to the gym. and you know what? hes the only guy in three generations to not look like a god-motherfucking-damn cow. Being a fat lazy ass person does not constitute.

The only glandular problem that that could be is a slow metabolism. That doesn’t contribute to being fat as much as not working out and eating a Big Mac every fucking day. You know how to jump start metabolism? WORK THE FUCK OUT. Tell your friend that its not genetics, its their own fault.

Today would’ve been Bob Marley’s 68th birthday. Much like many others, with his music, I learned how I can take life in stride and keep an inner peace despite the world around me. That and also there’s no harm in sparkin up for a few hours of makin all in the world alright. One love, Brotha.