lily-pad123:

harajukucheese:

bent-duck:

toxicnebulae:

not all bi women are attracted to men jfc

then they aren’t bi, are they, u dildo

You have a point. People can’t say they are bi without having an attraction to both genders… In fact, that’s the definition entirely

^^ There are more than two genders. Someone who is bisexual can be attracted to women and people who identify as being non binary (agender, genderfluid, etc).

then that would be a subclass of pansexuality you nitwit. You just claimed that non-binary is all one gender. isn’t that some tumblr sin or something? By definition, bisexuality means sexual interest to both biological sexes. It has nothing to do with non-binary gender-identities.

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In regards to Texas’ Grand Old Party and their “Gay Conversion Therapy” Jon Stewart probably had the greatest line I’ve EVER heard-

"It’s like giving a woman a C-section who’s not pregnant. You won’t find what you’re looking for, but you will leave a scar."


But seriously though, if you believe that you can cure homosexuality, on behalf of my several friends who are homosexual, or identify as part of the LGBTQ crowd, please go fuck yourself with a cactus.

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Thank you, phone, for freezing while i talk to attractive people.

This right here is why I usually stay off tumblr. that and I only just figured out how to work the queue.

This right here is why I usually stay off tumblr. that and I only just figured out how to work the queue.

When I want to feel like an anarchist, I put 90 seconds on the microwave instead of just 1:30.

Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, when all through the hizzleNot a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle; fo shizzleThe fitteds were hung by the homies with care,In hopes that St. Nizzle soon would be there;The bitches and hoes were all snug in their beds,While visions of bling-bling shined in their heads;My bitch with her swag, and me in my do-rizzle,Had just settled down for a long ass nizzle,When out on the stoop some bitch came around,I sprang from my crib, to knock this fool down.Awizzle to the window I flew like the Flash,Tore open this bullshit and threw out the trash.The moon had her fine titties glistening on the snowDamn son, now I gotta clean this up too, yo,When, what to my wondering eyes should appizzle,But a nice ass stretch, and eight fine ass hoes,With a fly old pimp, steppin from the weed fog,Woah, hold up nigga, mothafucka’s Snoop Dogg!Faster than shots in a bar his homies they came,And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;“Yo, Dasher, Pole Dancers- Prancer and Vixen!Yo, come on, Comet, Cupid, Donna and Blitzen!To the windows! to the walls!Now run bitches! Run bitches! Goddamn y’all!”He lit up that joint with a flick from his Bic,You know he’s one to puff-puff good shit.But I heard him shout, ‘fore he flew outta sizzle,“Merry Christmizzle to all, and to all a good-nizzle.”

Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, when all through the hizzle
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle; fo shizzle
The fitteds were hung by the homies with care,
In hopes that St. Nizzle soon would be there;

The bitches and hoes were all snug in their beds,
While visions of bling-bling shined in their heads;
My bitch with her swag, and me in my do-rizzle,
Had just settled down for a long ass nizzle,

When out on the stoop some bitch came around,
I sprang from my crib, to knock this fool down.
Awizzle to the window I flew like the Flash,
Tore open this bullshit and threw out the trash.

The moon had her fine titties glistening on the snow
Damn son, now I gotta clean this up too, yo,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appizzle,
But a nice ass stretch, and eight fine ass hoes,

With a fly old pimp, steppin from the weed fog,
Woah, hold up nigga, mothafucka’s Snoop Dogg!
Faster than shots in a bar his homies they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

“Yo, Dasher, Pole Dancers- Prancer and Vixen!
Yo, come on, Comet, Cupid, Donna and Blitzen!
To the windows! to the walls!
Now run bitches! Run bitches! Goddamn y’all!”

He lit up that joint with a flick from his Bic,
You know he’s one to puff-puff good shit.
But I heard him shout, ‘fore he flew outta sizzle,
“Merry Christmizzle to all, and to all a good-nizzle.”

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If I ever become super famous, I will take pictures with fans and post them to imgur/reddit with the title “I went to a premiere and look who took a picture with me” as if I was the other person and see if anyone notices.

ih8tomhiddleston:

corncobmcgee:

If I get elected president, every citizen shall receive their very own choice of a Tom Hiddlebot or Benedict Cumberbot. Also a Broken promise.

I want absoLUTELY none of these, thank you very much.

Alright. I’ll make you a special person-bot. I aim to please all.

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If I get elected president, every citizen shall receive their very own choice of a Tom Hiddlebot or Benedict Cumberbot. Also a Broken promise.

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My Girlfriend does not know how to understand jokes